Terry Hulfey, we're glad that you are staying with us for the night.
(At a local Lebanese Restaurant)
Hi, I'd like to order some Dried Meat.....
Oh wait, you said that you wanted Homes with meat......
We don't have that this evening, but instead we could offer you Bar BQu Lamp.
Oh, you'd rather have the Lamp Chops.
One order comin' up!
2 comments:
Love it! so funny!
too funny! what's shish twook by the way?
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